Yuletide greetings to all – I hope you’ve all eaten and drunk far too much (I know I certainly have)
And I thought I would introduce to you the latest addition to my rather eccentric wardobe:
Yes, I now have a hooded scarf. With ears.
My life is now complete.
Edit: I am aware that Penguins are not found at the North Pole. When I wrote North, think North of Watford. It’s grim up North.